Friday, 17 February 2017

Redcap and the Wolf - the true story

Hello again Fishy Friends, Twinkling Teleosts and Elegant Elasmobranchs,

Moving for once away from the topic of fish and Mermaids, you will be entranced to learn that I have written the true story of Redcap and the Wolf (Red Riding Hood), which was vouchsafed to me in a dream. You will discover that the story has been given a false spin by unscrupulous journalists in the past, and that the Wolf, while not entirely innocent, was not as dark as painted, and in fact survived the unprovoked attack on him by the Woodcutter. As for the grandmother, well, just because you're old doesn't make you a saint necessarily.

Your chum, Milton Marmalade

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